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OK kids, it's Caucus o'clock. I am in route to Pottawattamie County precinct 13. (Try saying THAT 5 times fast!)
I'll try to live tweet and take pictures if they will let me. Follow my Twitter @SallyAlbright - also my team leader set up @OnTheTrail2020 for fun stuff. #SallyInIowa
@OnTheTrail2020 Caucuses are uniquely suited to the bullying culture of Bernie's campaign- that's how he wins them and why that's all he wins- so expect him to do well.

But if they try to pulling their chair-throwing foolishness in this room I will make them cry. With a Southern girl smile. 😇
@OnTheTrail2020 Team Biden is ready. I'm going to try to go live on FB until someone stops me. My page is public so if you want to watch, go here: FB.com/SallyAlbright

#SallyInIowa
Guy with Bernie sticker: Hi, I'm Todd
Me: Hi, I'm Sally *shakes hand, fake smile*
Bernie guy: Can we have one of your stickers?
Me: ... Seriously?
Bernie guy:
Me: Do I look stupid to you?
Bernie guy: *slinks away*
Biden caucusers: *burst into laughter and applause*

#SallyInIowa
Ok - We needed 13 for viability and we had 12. Pete had 15 but one of my guys knew one and introduced me. I convinced her that switching wouldn't hurt Pete but would take a delegate away from Bernie so she switched. #CaucusGoddess

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And the Pete people are absolutely dog-cussing me Lol Their precinct captain YELLED AT ME.

So now I have two campaigns who hate me.

Bring it 😂

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Also they tried to disqualify one of my guys but I threw a raging fit and threatened to call voter protection and they backed down. 😎

And now we wait. #Biden2020
^^ I'm not even sure I was in the right but I think they just didn't want to deal with me. Strong personalities win caucuses.
We have congregated in the "best" bar in Council Bluffs. There are two tables of Biden people, one table of Bernie people next to us, and two tables of Amy people on the other side.

Tim Ryan is at the next table from me. I already had to be nice to him once today and I am DONE
And the poor Caucus Chair who bore the brunt of my threatened walk out bitch fit is at another table.

I bought him a drink and apologized.

He said, "No worries, you did your job, I did mine. I'm in the industry so I get it. This is war."
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