Kashmir ke liye jaan dene ka jazba shuru se nahi hai Pakistan fauj mein!
Then they send these novices to do their dirty job, who surrender at the first opportunity!
Brown Panted ones hardly have an appetite for open confrontation with the Indian Army.
Instead, their 'frontmen' are petty criminals and other lowlifes that are deemed worthy of Indian bullets!
Here is a lowlife from 1965, excused due to impending jihad!
Inke Propagandu-in-Chief se twitter par hashtags chalwa lo khoob saare, lekin koi ye mat poochh lena Kashmir ko azad karwayenge kaise!
:D
When time comes to walk the walk, they run instead - back home!
Heck, they even leave behind their dead cannon fodder!
Worry not, however, the Indian Army will bury them with all due honours that their own country denies them!
Kitne 'liberators' aaye aur kitne 'liberators' halaak hue, lekin Pakistani Fauj khud kabhi na aa saki yahan!
This is a photo from 1965, btw!
They don't have any solidarity with Kashmir whatsoever.
Saala jis cheez ke spelling hee nahi aate Propagandu-in-Chief ko, woh cheez kaise ho sakti hai Pakistan mein, hainji?
Imagine, this 'SOLIDRITY' Day is trending at Number 2 in Pakistan!
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7000 Pakistan Railways police to be transferred to Gilgit-Baltistan.
BUT .. They have NO Railways in GB!
Ye jayenge aur wahan ke human rights ki 'raksha' karenge, dekhna!
:D
Imran Khan Niazi ko Niazi nahi kahenge wala sarkari circular. Looks like the Beggar-in-Chief is ashamed of his last name!
I wonder why 🤔
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Now why do I call him Beggar-in-Chief in the above tweet, you asked?
Well, I'll just leave this tweet by a verified twitter handle here to explain
:D
Oh, btw, refer three tweets above.
The 'Soldrity' Day is now trending at Number 1 in Pakistan Yet, there seems to be no sign of any 'solidarity' whatsoever!
The new Propagandu-in-Chief has proved himself to be a worthy successor to Shri Ghafoora Ji!
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Ok, back to Beggar-in-Chief now.
Not just verified twitter handles, but even his own people know his true aukat!
Don't believe me?
Just see this screenshot from a report covering his last alms seeking trip to his Maai-Baap in China!
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Come to think of it, this is STILL what you get when you do a google search!
:D
Come to think of it, in their 'solidrity' with Kashmir, they even made the Markhor their national animal.
And then they started selling licenses to hunt and kill it for trophy hunters!
Kya kya nahi kiya inhone Kashmir ke liye, I tell you!
Yet the Brown Panted ones prefer to remain safely behind in their barracks!
I repeat - KYA KYA NAHI KIYA!
Twitter polls bhi kiye.
Lekin ye Brown Pants wali fauj kuchh na kar saki!
Yes, we will even host porn on porn sites to get Kashmir.
But our 'ever victorious' army won't move a muscle on battlefield!
:D
I kid you not when they say they will host porn on porn sites to raise money for Kashmir.
Heck, they start really early when it comes to porn!
We always knew that 'Hindu Morale' was low.
But those damned Indians didn't get the memo, it seems!
Achha khaasa 1965 hara diya bechare Ayub Khan ko, aur phir 1971 mein toh .. bwaaahahaha
:D
Kya kya nahi kiya, lekin saala koi hamare paas bhi nahi aana chahta aaj kal toh!
So many 'victories' of brown panted ones, sadly made a laughing stock by Google.
Damn those Indians working with them, I tell you!
If not for that mota danda by Osa .. err .. Obama, we would most definitely have taken Kashmir in 2014 itself!
We've fcuked up our country beyond repair, so much so that even kids are suspect.
But Kashmir lene ke liye hamari fauj apne corner plot se baahar nahi nikal payi!
Heck, we even work for 25 hours every day.
Yet, Kashmir nahi mila abhi tak 😭
On top of that, we even betrayed our Uighur brothers and sisters by deleting our tweets supporting them, just so that our Cheeni Mai Baaps can give us Kashmir.
Phir bhi nahi mila 😭
Nanga nahayega kya, aur dhoyega kya
aur Kashmir layega kya!
Beggaristan bann ke reh gaye Kashmir ke sapne dekhte dekhte!
:D
Btw, in case you thought the above 'bhikhari' wala google search was a photoshop, do try it for yourself!
I insist!
:D
Jo fauj cornflakes, rice flakes aur porridge bechne mein lagi ho, woh kahan se koi jang jeetegi, hainji?
In se twitter par hashtags trend karwa lo bas!
Woh bhi galat spelling ke sath
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Kitni ladaiyan ladi humne social media par.
Lekin yeh Hindustan hai ki Kashmir humein de hee nahi raha 😭
Photo: Govt. Of Pakistan departmental circular for social media trend Hashtag with all bureaucratic formalities!
Refer a few tweets above.
In our flights of fancy for 'liberating' Kashmir, we've taken to earning revenue from porn really seriously indeed, even as far as Saudi Arabia!
#PakistanBetraysKashmir
V.E.R.Y seriously indeed .. even at the cost of 'playing' with our food before consuming it!
Ab bas Kashmir mil hee jayega humko. Dekhna tum log!
Oh, btw, the 'Solidrity' wala hashtag is still trending at number 1 in Pakistan, with nearly 3500 tweets!
Even the 'other wordly powers' couldn't help us win in 1965.
In 1971, they too escaped East Pakistan post haste with Miyan Musharraf.
But we still have wet dreams about Kashmir!
Talking about revenue from pornography (Refer a few tweets above), the brown panted ones are far too busy with their own fetishes to be able to free Kashmir!
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Kya kya nahi kiya Kashmir ke liye .. yahan tak ki Cheeni Mai Baaps ke joote ke neeche apna jhanda bhi rakh diya.
Ab dekhna kaise Kashmir mil jayega humein!
Btw, even Jinnah didn't want Kashmir.
Just Saying!
Photo: Poster printed soon after Jinnah’s Muslim League won a majority in Punjab, Bengal & Sindh during 1946 election in British India. No Kashmir!