I guess he’s so short because somebody forgot to water him
I remember growing up on the farm how excited we'd all get when Dad came back from the Farmer Store with a shiny new hole digging thingy or dirt putter-onner
How to be an airline pilot:
1. grow mustache
2. get behind airplane steering wheel
3. flip dashboard switches
4. Say "Roger One Niner Niner" in the walkie talkie thing
5. Wink at the sexy stewardesses so they know to bring you coffee
1. grow mustache
2. get behind airplane steering wheel
3. flip dashboard switches
4. Say "Roger One Niner Niner" in the walkie talkie thing
5. Wink at the sexy stewardesses so they know to bring you coffee
To me, I think the hardest part of being an airline pilot is not giggling when you say "cockpit"
How to be a Tech Thought Leader:
1. sit on stage chair
2. pin on lapel mic
3. cue assistant to flash powerpoint slide titled "Yada Yada: Machine Learning Technology?"
4. say "Yada yada, profound challenge of big data machine learning, yada yada"
*this one is not satire
1. sit on stage chair
2. pin on lapel mic
3. cue assistant to flash powerpoint slide titled "Yada Yada: Machine Learning Technology?"
4. say "Yada yada, profound challenge of big data machine learning, yada yada"
*this one is not satire
I know a little bit about farming and a little bit about IT; both are noble professions involving difficult skills. At least in the farming biz there aren't 3 self-proclaimed Farming Gurus for every person who actually knows how to farm.
Farmers long ago adopted anhydrous ammonia and controlled-release nitrogen for fertilizer; it's nice to know the Conference Talk Tech Guru industry still uses good old fashioned organic bullshit
