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BLOOMBERG MEME HQ CONFERENCE ROOM

MB: ok what have you got for me today
Staff: <starts powerpoint> OK boss, imagine if you will the look on Trump's face when we <click> paint the entire Moon orange and cover it with a giant Trump wig
MB: <thumbs up> Mikey likey
Staff: we estimate a total cost of the hilarious Trump Moon Meme program of $38 billion, but can save you $16 billion if we don't paint the dark side
MB: paint the whole thing
Staff: no one will know
MB: *I* will know, dammit
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