denial—a liberal hoax!
anger—how dare they report the hoax!
bargaining: only 2% will die
depression: wait, that includes us!
acceptance—so we’ll have to kill everyone
We have to eradicate their power forever.
Every election has to be devastatingly disastrous for them until they no longer exist as a political entity.
Their story needs to end with “and that is why they lost all power forever.”