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#DemExit - It's on 🙄

Also note that Biden is now "the lesser of two evils"

Rinse, repeat.

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Just like Maricopa county in 2016, everybody standing in line would have voted for Bernie and turned it around 🙄

Jim Clyburn is the Establishment 🙄

Maybe they should have gotten there before the polls closed

"Keep pushing, guys! We can totally turn it around, er, again!"

#PleaseSend27Dollars

The weather is a Neoliberal Establishment Whore

I don't really know what to make of this one.

I don't really understand #BernieMath but let me give it a shot.

72% of a really low number = "record turnout against Trump" ie. the difference in winning or a "funeral"

Did I do that right?

"We're going to hold our breath and not give you grandchildren"

You can't make this stuff up, folks

You lost. You aren't in a position to demand concessions from the people who won. No matter how many sternly worded tweets you post.

"How exactly did you think the Revolution would go?"

Pretty much like this.

"The Queen of Hearts had only one way of settling all difficulties, great or small. `Off with their heads!' she said, without even looking round.

`I'll fetch the executioner myself,' said the King eagerly, and he hurried off."

"No real consequences for 2016"

Tell that to the kids in cages. 😢

One more opportunity for Bernie to explain that his third house is "just for vacations" will totally turn things around.

Do they understand that "base" means "base of support" meaning our most reliable voters aka black people?

Young people have had the lowest turnout ever so far this time.

I'll take that deal in a New York Minute.

We comprehend you perfectly. That's your problem.

Bernie Bros have no shame. They're going after Hunter Biden harder than the Republicans.

Jealous of someone they don't even know over a job they never knew even existed before. #Bitter

I have no idea what he could possibly object to in this video. I guess anyone not endorsing Bernie is "toxic" now?

If you can't draw a contrast with your opponent without resorting to bald-faced lies, you really shouldn't even be running.

Trust the Bros to politicize a pandemic.

Even Trump has stopped doing that. #stayklassy

You aren't going to find one that makes sense, least of all that one.

Well, maybe "KO'd in the 3rd round" - that fits the situation perfectly.

Or quarterback sacked.

What else, y'all?

Translation: Please do not stop sending us your lunch money

We know it won't be the one pushing socialism, that's for sure

A blue check mark Bro actually admitting Bernie does not have a magic wand.

He's definitely going to be kicked out of the drum circle

So... all these things are... good things now? 🤔

Narrator: These countries have universal healthcare, something we can achieve by expanding and improving current law (ACA)

They do not have socialized medicine in the form Bernie is proposing.

Almost no one does.

You've got that right.

But after the primary is put to bed, we won't have to pretend to respect Bernie and his Bros anymore.

JFC there are little kids involved, what is WRONG with you?

Bernie Bros are terrible people. By definition.

Blue check mark Bro who calls himself a journalist is totes cool with people just making shit up.

Hope springs eternal.

I know I said this once in this thread already, but it's really all they have.

Silly Bro - you can't veto a bill that never even makes it out of committee

These terms have specific, unambiguous definitions. You understand this, right?

"If every uncounted ballot is a vote for Bernie, he can ALMOST catch up."

Bros do not know anything about California.

By the way, what was the margin?

"California should have been called for Bernie before any votes were counted. Why even have a primary? Bernie deserves a coronation!! It's his turn!!"

In Bernie-land, winning by 7 delegates out of 415 is a "landslide"

"Why do they blame us"

also

"It was TOTALLY us. And we're going to do it again!"

"If Trump is reelected, he will ban fracking"

"Bernie's "movement" is just as important and just as strong as the suffragette movement"

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