**Old joke, New ending**
One day, Police Forces from around the world decided to hold a competition about which is the best Police Force in the entire world.
They released a monkey in a dense forest on an isolated island. Whoever found the monkey the fastest is THE BEST!
1/n
One day, Police Forces from around the world decided to hold a competition about which is the best Police Force in the entire world.
They released a monkey in a dense forest on an isolated island. Whoever found the monkey the fastest is THE BEST!
1/n
First, London Police went into the forest.
They used their amazing Sherlock-Holmes type investigation skillz in the forest and tracked down the monkey in 10 hours.
They came out of the forest all proud and shit, holding the monkey in a cage.
2/n
They used their amazing Sherlock-Holmes type investigation skillz in the forest and tracked down the monkey in 10 hours.
They came out of the forest all proud and shit, holding the monkey in a cage.
2/n
Second, Beijing Police went in.
There were just so many of them that they formed a giant human chain and combed the forest inch by inch.
After 6 hours, they came out with the monkey in a cage.
3/n
There were just so many of them that they formed a giant human chain and combed the forest inch by inch.
After 6 hours, they came out with the monkey in a cage.
3/n
Third, San Fransisco police went in.
They used some fancy drones and all, thermal detection gadgets and a lot of other fancy stuff.
After 3 hours, they found the monkey and brought it out in a cage.
4/n
They used some fancy drones and all, thermal detection gadgets and a lot of other fancy stuff.
After 3 hours, they found the monkey and brought it out in a cage.
4/n
Fourth, it was the turn of our very own Delhi Police! Yay!
10 of the Best officers confidently entered the forest. They had been trained well for the task.
3 hours go by... Nothing...
Damn... Ok at least they'll be number 2!
5/n
10 of the Best officers confidently entered the forest. They had been trained well for the task.
3 hours go by... Nothing...
Damn... Ok at least they'll be number 2!
5/n
6 hours go by...
Nothing.
Damn! Ah well, at least they can beat the Brits! Screw the Brits! Yasss!
6/n
Nothing.
Damn! Ah well, at least they can beat the Brits! Screw the Brits! Yasss!
6/n
10 hours go by... Nothing
12 hours go by...
18 hours go by...
1 day goes by...
2 days go by...
Still nothing. Now everyone is getting worried. They think the officers might be in grave danger!
Shit.
So the San Fran police goes in the find them.
7/n
12 hours go by...
18 hours go by...
1 day goes by...
2 days go by...
Still nothing. Now everyone is getting worried. They think the officers might be in grave danger!
Shit.
So the San Fran police goes in the find them.
7/n
After searching for a few hours, they hear some weird noises coming from the core forest area. They approach carefully...
Suddenly, they realize it's an animal screaming it's head off! They rush to see what is happening.
What they see... Shocks them to the core.
8/n
Suddenly, they realize it's an animal screaming it's head off! They rush to see what is happening.
What they see... Shocks them to the core.
8/n
A bear is tied to a tree with 10 of the officers surrounding it and beating it to a pulp.
They're screaming...
"SAY THAT YOU'RE A MONKEY! SAY IT! BOL TU BANDAR HAI!"
9/n
They're screaming...
"SAY THAT YOU'RE A MONKEY! SAY IT! BOL TU BANDAR HAI!"
9/n
Now the poor bear is more audible from a close distance.
The bear is screaming... "I'M NOT A MONKEY! I'M A BEAR! I TOLD YOU I'M A BEAR!"
A Delhi police officer responds, "NO YOU AREN'T! OUR FACIAL RECOGNITION SOFTWARE RECOGNIZED YOU! YOU LIAR! SAY THAT YOU'RE A MONKEY!"
10/10
The bear is screaming... "I'M NOT A MONKEY! I'M A BEAR! I TOLD YOU I'M A BEAR!"
A Delhi police officer responds, "NO YOU AREN'T! OUR FACIAL RECOGNITION SOFTWARE RECOGNIZED YOU! YOU LIAR! SAY THAT YOU'RE A MONKEY!"
10/10
