One day, Police Forces from around the world decided to hold a competition about which is the best Police Force in the entire world.
They released a monkey in a dense forest on an isolated island. Whoever found the monkey the fastest is THE BEST!
1/n
They used their amazing Sherlock-Holmes type investigation skillz in the forest and tracked down the monkey in 10 hours.
They came out of the forest all proud and shit, holding the monkey in a cage.
2/n
There were just so many of them that they formed a giant human chain and combed the forest inch by inch.
After 6 hours, they came out with the monkey in a cage.
3/n
They used some fancy drones and all, thermal detection gadgets and a lot of other fancy stuff.
After 3 hours, they found the monkey and brought it out in a cage.
4/n
10 of the Best officers confidently entered the forest. They had been trained well for the task.
3 hours go by... Nothing...
Damn... Ok at least they'll be number 2!
5/n
Nothing.
Damn! Ah well, at least they can beat the Brits! Screw the Brits! Yasss!
6/n
12 hours go by...
18 hours go by...
1 day goes by...
2 days go by...
Still nothing. Now everyone is getting worried. They think the officers might be in grave danger!
Shit.
So the San Fran police goes in the find them.
7/n
Suddenly, they realize it's an animal screaming it's head off! They rush to see what is happening.
What they see... Shocks them to the core.
8/n
They're screaming...
"SAY THAT YOU'RE A MONKEY! SAY IT! BOL TU BANDAR HAI!"
9/n
The bear is screaming... "I'M NOT A MONKEY! I'M A BEAR! I TOLD YOU I'M A BEAR!"
A Delhi police officer responds, "NO YOU AREN'T! OUR FACIAL RECOGNITION SOFTWARE RECOGNIZED YOU! YOU LIAR! SAY THAT YOU'RE A MONKEY!"
10/10