If anyone's PROMISING you ANY sort of guaranteed income
Just walk away
Anyone with any sense of decency will NEVER promise you any sort of guaranteed income because it's literally impossible
Stop falling for dumb shit
"I just want to make sure you understand I can't guarantee anything. I will do everything I can to help you, but I can't guarantee any specific results. Is that okay?"
But if you're gonna do it you have to be incredibly careful about what you promise
Otherwise will eventually end up like doofenshmirtz over here and that ain't good for anybody