1/n
🔜Ban Internet nationwide
🔜Ask #coronavirus to show its citizenship, religion and ancestral documents
🔜Blame Pakistan for it
🔜Hike GST and duties on Fuel Products
🔜Build a 5000 ft statue of #Doland
2/n
🔜Make infected ppl chant MODI MODI MODI
🔜Ban Chinese Food in India
🔜Prevent Millennials from using Ola Uber,Netflix,Zomato, Swiggy etc
🔜Run #MannKiBaat episodes continuously on TV & digital platforms
3/n
🔜Ask Arnab to do 10 debates a day increasing his sound decibels to the maximum to frighten #Covid_19
🔜Make Signing of National Anthem 5 times a day compulsory
🔜Confiscate properties of Chinese in india
4/n
🔜Reduce Corporate Tax to 5%
🔜Call #CoronaVirus a conspiracy of opposition
🔜Give 5 acres of land to #COVID19india
🔜Make Sab Changa Si Recitation mandatory in every conversation
5/5
🔜Hike rail ticket prices
🔜Arrest JNU,Jamia students
🔜 Make Pragya Curse Corona Virus
🔜Invite #COVID19 for morning walk with Tadipaar
🔜Reprimand Nehru for not taking steps to prevent #coronavirus