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Expert Solutions by Modi govt to prevent spread of #coronavirusindia
1/n
🔜Ban Internet nationwide

🔜Ask #coronavirus to show its citizenship, religion and ancestral documents

🔜Blame Pakistan for it

🔜Hike GST and duties on Fuel Products

🔜Build a 5000 ft statue of #Doland
Expert Solutions by Modi govt to prevent spread of #coronavirusindia
2/n
🔜Make infected ppl chant MODI MODI MODI

🔜Ban Chinese Food in India

🔜Prevent Millennials from using Ola Uber,Netflix,Zomato, Swiggy etc

🔜Run #MannKiBaat episodes continuously on TV & digital platforms
Expert Solutions by Modi govt to prevent spread of #coronavirusindia
3/n
🔜Ask Arnab to do 10 debates a day increasing his sound decibels to the maximum to frighten #Covid_19

🔜Make Signing of National Anthem 5 times a day compulsory

🔜Confiscate properties of Chinese in india
Expert Solutions by Modi govt to prevent spread of #coronavirusindia
4/n

🔜Reduce Corporate Tax to 5%

🔜Call #CoronaVirus a conspiracy of opposition

🔜Give 5 acres of land to #COVID19india

🔜Make Sab Changa Si Recitation mandatory in every conversation
Expert Solutions by Modi govt to prevent spread of #coronavirusindia
5/5

🔜Hike rail ticket prices

🔜Arrest JNU,Jamia students

🔜 Make Pragya Curse Corona Virus

🔜Invite #COVID19 for morning walk with Tadipaar

🔜Reprimand Nehru for not taking steps to prevent #coronavirus
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