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Since everyone is stuck in the house, we should use this time to finally settle some ongoing some of the most disputed arguments in the black community.

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Can you cancel out a Draw Four by putting it on top of a Draw Four?
Does sugar belong in Cheerios?
Is "barbecue" anything that's cooked on a grill or does barbecue only refer to pulled pork?
Can Keith Sweat sing?
Which one is the Big Joker?
What is the best piece of fried chicken?
Is it still a pound cake if it has icing?
Saddest movie/TV death
Most beloved white person:
What is the most important piece of food?
Which "Amazing Grace" is better?

The one that:
Which is the correct order?
Everyone knows what I'm talking about:
Should you dance to the "Ignition" remix if the DJ plays it?
Can a black person be racist?
What is the correct way to spell the word that describes "ratchet sophistication?"
Considering ONLY the fictional characters, would you rather live with Banks, the Cosbys or the Johnsons?
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