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Tell us about a young child but say “my co-worker” or “my friend’s co-worker” instead of their name. (Because, you know, this is reality now for some of us.)

Ex: My co-worker asked for yogurt and is now crying because I gave her yogurt.
I’ve lost count of the number of times my co-worker has watched Frozen 2
One of my co-workers bit another co-worker on their butt because “I thought it would be funny.”
Fur children are totally acceptable.

(Also, other pets. No discrimination against scales or whatnot.)
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