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Today I bought 2K masks for hospitals and spent thousands to feed health workers.

I’m not bragging. I’m making a point.

Trump can keep the back-patting, faux-patriotic, MAGA bullshit to himself. This liberal, science-loving, clown ass mother fucker is doing his job.

#SadTruth
I’m don’t deserve thanks. Compared to most people, including my parents, my life has been a revolving door of lottery wins. I just don’t want to hear any more bullshit from this pathetic Trump clown posse.

No more conferences, no more babysitting.

Do something or STFU.
This shit is rounding error for me. There are millions of Americans stepping up to the plate doing 1000x more; warehouse & delivery folks, grocers, people struggling to feed families.

Cover them. Tell their stories. Stop covering the fucking Trump show.

It’s killing people.
Can’t you cable news shitheads see that this story has passed the mentally ill fuckhead by?

Fuck the easter crap. The show is being run by governors, mayors, doctors, real Americans hugging each other, not some infected flag at CPAC.

We don’t have time for the crazies anymore.
Don’t do it for me. Do it for the brainwashed, true-believers who still think this is a media hoax.

They need to be saved too. Before this is over, Trumpism will be over too.

We’re past that story. We’re onto saving the most people we can. Period.
These fuckwads can’t even social distance DURING their press conferences.

If the germaphobe in chief did the bare minimum and stood 6 feet from his ass-kissing sycophants, it would be the most presidential moment of his term.

But even that’s too much to ask.

He’s a menace.
Apple sourced 10 million masks. 10 million.

What’s sadder, that we need 10 million masks in what was once a super power with the world’s most expensive health care, or that a fucking tech company is kicking the shit out of our federal government.

Wake up. Wake the fuck up.
All the MAGA tough guys who like to talk trash about the gay, liberal, coastal elite … get this. A gay, liberal dude from the coast who loves tech and science just outdid your TV boss, and for Tim Cook, it’s a fucking side-gig.

Check your watch. It’s reality time.
And, trust me. This is NOT political. You’re gonna hate Trump and your naysaying governors enough by the time this shit peaks.

This is a cry from the Twitter mountaintop. Get with truth before it’s too late.
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