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#Trump starts his “major announcement” bragging about performing a swearing in ceremony in the oval office.


#Trump: Many mothers give their young daughters birth control for the long journey to America because they know they may be raped or assaulted.

The worst part of this? There’s no way to know whether it’s the birth control or the assaults that offend them.

#Trump is having trouble speaking. Somebody messed up his “Sudafed” dose.

#Trump: Walls are not immoral, they are the opposite of immoral.

You don’t know what the word is, do you?

Oh wait, forgot who I was talking to. My bad. Or opposite of bad. You pick.

I don’t think #Trump understands the words he’s reading. And I’m not talking about the (lack of) nuance. I mean literally, each word. I’m starting to wonder if he knows where he is.

And I’m not saying that to be a jerk. It’s scary.

Okay. #TrumpAnnouncement is done. Nothing sincere, nothing actually doable, nothing surprising.

This was purely a stunt to appease Coulter, Hannity, and Limbaugh. All of whom are probably out golfing right now.
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