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Alok Sharma draws the short straw and makes an April fool of himself | John Crace | Politics | The Guardian

Almost everyone in government knows (The daily presser) is a disaster.... theguardian.com/politics/2020/…
“...Which is why most cabinet ministers switch their phones off for several hours every morning: because they don’t want to be the mug who winds up having to front the 45-minute embarrassment live on TV at 5pm.”

And Chris Grayling’s birthday is 1st April. OMG.
“Have you got anything more than warm words & good intentions?” He was asked. Sharma nodded earnestly. His words were going to get a lot, lot warmer – red-hot, even – & his intentions were going to be the best ever. You ain’t seen nothing yet. B-b-baby. You ain’t seen nothing yet
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