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That awkward moment when a dyed in the wool @TexasGOP stan finds the *great* common sense the good Lord gave him & uses his syrupy, twangy drawl to speak the unvarnished truth to MAGAts who voted to close their hospitals but don’t know it b/c DT said “HOAX”. #CowsPlowsSows 🤠🔥💣
Ok, so ICYMI socioeconomic warfare is officially underway. 🤬 The battle to save the corporation that supplied the slayed-to-the-gods coats of armor to Malia & Sasha Obama’s inauguration swag is HERE. #ShotsFired #AntiTrumps #GetOnTheBattlefield #Solidarity #UniteVoteWin 👿💣🔥 ImageImage
Kroger buys and redirects dairy farmers’ surplus milk to Feeding America food banks | via @FoodNavigatorUS cc @HoustonFoodBank @BetoORourke #HometownHeroes 🔥🤩🇺🇸 foodnavigator-usa.com/Article/2020/0…
Key coronavirus model doubles projected US deaths to 134,000 as social distancing fades | via @CNN #MAGAMasochism #AusterityGospel #DontDieForDonOrTheDow 🦊🤡 #StayTheFuckAtHomeYall 😷🇺🇸 cnn.com/2020/05/04/hea… Image
White House staff test positive for COVID-19 #MAGAMasochism #WeTriedToTellThem #Idiocracy #ThoughtsAndPrayers 🦊🤡😷 twitter.com/i/events/12588…
Houston to dramatically ramp up #COVID19 testing sites, contact tracers by end of May 🔥😷🇺🇸 | via @HoustonChron #StayAtHomeTX #FlattenTheCurve #ItAintOverYet houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-t…
'Your actions are hypocritical.' HPD Chief Art Acevedo calls out Gov. Abbott for COVID flip-flop 🔥💣👮🏻‍♂️| via @HoustonChron #LawAndOrder #HometownHeroes #Resistance #HTownSmackdown #ExpectUs houstonchronicle.com/politics/texas…
“Let’s be clear about something: Shelley Luther, the Dallas-area salon owner-turned-folk hero, wound up in jail this week because of her very public, very theatrical refusal to follow @GregAbbott_TX’s very own order.” - @ChronFalkenberg #AllTAllShade 🔥💅🏾
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Feels like an excellent time to whip out this evergreen now...🌲🌴🌳🌵
Last week was the worst yet for Texas COVID-19 deaths and infections | via @HoustonChron #StayAtHomeTX #ItAintOverYet #FlattenTheCurve 🦊🤡😷 houstonchronicle.com/politics/texas…
With 'worst budget in history' looming, Houston weighs how it can spend federal pandemic aid funds | via @HoustonChron #Priorities ⚖️ houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-t…
Ivanka Trump's personal assistant tests positive for COVID-19, CNN reports ☕️💅🏾 #YouHateToSeeIt twitter.com/i/events/12589…
Swift karma with reduced collateral damage and enough epiphanies to get Joe to 270+ electoral votes on 11/3/20. Make it rain. ☔️🔥💣 #ExpectUsRegardless #FlipItBlue
Forced by @GregAbbott_TX to reopen Harris County, Judge Hidalgo outlines plan to contain future coronavirus spread | via @HoustonChron #TexasDsFTW #HometownHeroes 🔥🇺🇸😷 houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-t…
Texas Had a State Office That Could Have Investigated Racial Disparities in COVID-19 Cases. Lawmakers Defunded it Three Years Ago. 🤬 | via @TexasObserver #JimCrow #VRAJuneteenth texasobserver.org/covid-19-racia…
Where Americans are still staying at home the most 😷🇺🇸🔥| via @washingtonpost #StayAtHome #FlattenTheCurve #ItAintOverYet washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/… Image
Texas A&M pandemic expert: We should expect a 'dangerous new spike' in #coronavirus cases | via @LisaGray_HouTX @HoustonChron #ListenToThisAggie #ForRealYall 🤓 houstonchronicle.com/life/article/T… ImageImageImageImage
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