It has other "uses" such as curing hangovers, alleviating period pain, relieving toothache and stress.
Ingredients of the cake: aspirin, paracetamol and caffeine
Aspirin is acetylsalicylic acid. It is an NSAID Non Steroidal Anti Inflammatory Drug.
It is used to treat pain, fever, or inflammation.
Aspirin is also an antiplatelet.
It prevents blood from clotting in arteries.
Paracetamol aka acetaminophen is a pain reliever and a fever reducer.
It is typically used for mild to moderate pain.
If taken at the correct dose and frequency it works very well for headaches.
Caffeine is a natural stimulant of the CNS Central Nervous System.
It is most commonly found in tea, coffee, chocolates, energy drinks and soft drinks.
Caffeine increases alertness and gives a temporary energy boost.
It is the world's commonest drug
The baking of the three ingredients into the cake is the problem.
How do you eat cake that relieves your pain, then worsens your pain and thins your blood at the same time?
PS the cake is addictive
Initially, one slice suffices. The pain is relieved. However, when the pain returns it is slightly worse than before. We call this "rebound" .
Two slices of cake are needed to fix rebound pain. Then three slices ... then four slices ... etc
What you don't know is that the cake is starting to irritate your stomach lining. There is only so much cake one can eat before it has a negative effect
And vomi ... and vom ... and vo ... and v ...
You're gone. We couldn't save you.
M+M meeting. Surgical registrar presents your case.
"Prof it was a perforated ulcer. Caused by that cake. We tried everything. Bled out in theatre"
You are advised not to eat it for more than 10 days without consulting your physician.
How do you advise someone to eat a highly addictive cake for no longer than 10 days?
By the time the 10 days is up, you're addicted.
Physician for who?
Kudos to the bakery that bakes this cake.
Who has billboards around Soweto promoting cake?
Who has branded spazas all over Alexandra promoting cake?
Who has emotional radio adverts reminding you how your Mkhulu at cake?
I have risked it all for you with this thread.
I shall never ever tweet about this cake again.
I have been tweeting about it since I joined Twitter in 2011.
I'm done.
Whoever has ears ...