"Stories featuring the masculine virtues in a positive light"
Okay, so, what virtues are specific to men? What do we get to claim that women and non-binary people have no share in? Literally wrap yourself in flypaper and visit a landfill.
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Okay, so, what virtues are specific to men? What do we get to claim that women and non-binary people have no share in? Literally wrap yourself in flypaper and visit a landfill.
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Chadwickton, I'm gonna tell you a story my father told me. It includes all the manly virtues: Braverage, Chivalpunchness, and Toe Hair. You may shed one tear at the end, as is masculine.
Ryandon, this story my muscular knight-grandfather told me will pay homage to masculinity and men. No-homo. This story is the flex of a bicep, the ripple of a shoulder. Neither of which anyone but men has. Now catch this baseball.
Jasonforth, men don't do horror. Because nothing scares us. On account of our chest hair. This is science. My uncle who bent freight trains for a living told me so.
Ethanathan, as my surrogate deltoid-son told me, magic and superpowers don't define manhood. No, it's treating women right, regardless of how they say they want to be treated. That's manliness, and so is biting rocks.
Georgeosterone, when I was young, six of my eight square-jawfathers said "what makes a man is never making a mistake, and more than that, it's what's inside that counts" and then they split open to reveal a million writhing roosters, and that's why we're building a ballfield.
My strong pair of sonsticles, I'm gonna pass on this wisdom to you as my flexuncle passed it on to me: Manliness is next to godliness is next to punchingness. And that's why we don't wear colors.
Mattliam, the biggest masculine virtue of all, despite what feminists would have you think, is strong brown leather and cudgels. Also not wiping. And siring many sons, a strong and manly brood, all made of leather and hard work.
Chrisper, the best lesson you can learn, as I learned it from the Oaken One, is temperance honesty humility frugality hand tools power saws flannelflannelflannel WHISKEY NEAT POURED UPON THE EYES, and that's manliness.
Johndrew, my constructionnephew's plumberbro told me this, and I'll never forget it, because forgetting is what women do: strongness is the virtue, but more important, so is never being weak, because weakness is not being strong, which is what women do.
Brenthen, men can never be less than what they are, and what they are is men, and that's what being a man is all about, and never let anyone tell you differently, and those are how pain is for sissies except when pains is gains.
Timsonry, let me leave you with this thought, which is that nothing a man does wholeheartedly and with a shiny smile can ever be THAT bad, because the only people who complain about it aren't men. Now let's smash bottles on our heads and howl defiance at the girly moon.
