1/ Welcome to Wednesday in the independent republic of Brexitlandia
2/ Today Cretinus Maximus @DavidDavisMP appears before the Brexit select committee 🙈
3/ I imagine one question will be as to why the impact assessments have as much depth as an After Eight Mint and perhaps also whether there is a deliberate attempt to produce anything to avoid blame when there is a future inquiry 😡
4/ No doubt Cretinus Maximus will make clear to @SeemaMalhotra1 and @hilarybennmp that the will of the people is final and there must be no evidence led decision making any more because otherwise they may take away his Brexit jet ✈️
5/ taking away the jet would be a fatal plan for Cretinus Maximus escape route if (🤣🤣🤣) Brexit goes wrong. If he had read the report from the CAA he would
know if Brexit goes wrong flights will be mostly grounded anyway on Brexit day 🚦
know if Brexit goes wrong flights will be mostly grounded anyway on Brexit day 🚦
6/ Still at least he could use Eurostar (soon to be Getlink (reserved for traitors being sent to the EU under the "Go European Traitors" scheme - hence Getlink)). Oh no he can't - sorry. There will be no more FOM 😳
7/ Back to the committee we will also learn why the UK is not aligned on the meaning of alignment 🤔
8/ Cretinus Maximus will also try to explain the difference between alignment, no divergence, equivalence, recognition and harmonisation using a packet of Revels 🍫
9/ Wry observers also noted the HOC and HOL (in an anonymous vote) voted "how to stop Brexit" by Nick Clegg as book of the year 😱😡😤🤔
