"Uh, Steve, I'm from Bloomberg? I'm here for the profile?"
"Your solo party mysteriously awakens outside the village of Neverwinter. You have a crossbow but your memory is hazy."
"Steve I wanted to talk about the Trump campaign?"
"Wow, Steve?"
"I said, you see an elf in the distance"
"Shit, Steve I wanted to talk about how you won Pennsylvania"
"IN THE DISTANCE, THERE IS AN ELF"
"Oh Jesus, okay, um, I guess I talk to the elf?"
"The elf regales you with a tale..."
Looking up, Bannon's thick eyes stared at the reporter. "Do you, like get it?"
"Suddenly, the elf becomes an all-powerful orc and he has way too much responsibility! He's an elf, he's not a fucking orc, and the entire goddamn village is terrified of the sorceror who runs it all"
The reporter scribbled it all down, furiously.
"And then the Trumpomancer won't learn his fucking lines and he's just watching the magical broadcasts from Fox fucking News all day and the entire goddamn kingdom is on a knife's edge..."
The reporter nodded.
Bannon reached into his leather satchel and produced a pair of dice.
"Now, man, roll."