Me: Yes but I won't. I'd be happier if you learn to help yourself.
X: How much?
Me: Depends on the effort you put in.
X: No, I mean how much to write our strategy?
Me: Nothing but your own effort.
X: Everyone has a price.
Me: Mine is happiness.
Me: I didn't say that. I do when it makes me happy. I'm not a hired gun. I'll teach you how to fight, I might even sell you a few strategic weapons. But I don't get involved in the fight unless it's something I'm passionate about.