"Be my bride."
"I'm way too good for you."
"I'm scoring all your friends, I must be doing something right."
"Okay, I'll try sleeping with you."
"Sucker, now it's a kidnapping!"
"No, girl, I'm rich. I just don't look it."
"Oh, well, fine. But don't go out plundering, okay?"
"If you don't sleep around, I'll stay home."
"About that. I, uh... there was this party..."
"That's it, I'm going plundering."
No, really. Wizard A summons a dog, and wizard B summons a squirrel to distract it. Memes are eternal, folks!
Oh my god.
An actual sword fight and someone’s head cut off, 60% of the way through the epic.
Is the Kalevala about to become a tale of war like other epics? I’ll let you know when I find out!
The Finns, uh... they don't like Frost. "Even your mother thought you're ugly" was the NICE part.
My Little Kalevala: Singing Is Magic.
Some kind of sacred fire-child is happening. I'll let you know how that goes.
Ahem. Sorry. Wainamoinen and Ilmarinen meet with Ilmatar to find out about this fire-child thing. An attempt to make a new sun went... badly. Now there's an evil fire raging out of control and doing wicked things.
A berry has lured her into the woods, ravished her by rocking to and fro in her mouth then forcing her to swallow it, and gotten her pregnant.