The fey flicks through the pages of the book, finds what he was looking for and reads a few pages while you eat.
He suddenly stops and looks at you
"What is a proboscis?"
You have to think for a moment before you remember
"Fancy word for nose"
"Ah, I see...
The fey rolls up his sleeve.
"Can you read?" he asks
You nod
"Well you can have a look at this it's part of the story. I need to think of new insults for that pointy eared....."
He starts muttering to himself and pacing
You read:
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