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You can often see bears piledriving hikers off of waterfalls at Yosemite National Park.
I know they seem like gentle creatures and times.
They’re also good at DDTs
You may be suffering from a bear attack right now.
If you see a bear on the edge of a cliff, you WILL be on the receiving end of an atomic elbow.
They clothesline elk just for fun.
Bears have been known to take months of skydiving lessons just to be able to drop an elbow from on high.
Bears can smell crybabies
Bears have no respect for gun laws
Bears come in many forms, such as the grizzly boar
The viscous bearboon
The bearantula, devourer of winged steeds
The beargle!
And the other kind of beargle
There is the gargantuan bear mole, city swallower
And the tiny bearamecium, spreader of the bear flu.
Bears also come in other forms such as BEARCANO
BEARRICANE
And BEARSPLOSION
Bears are everywhere. Whether you’re out picking berries...
...the elevator
They hang out at coffee shops waiting to hack into your laptop
Bears hide in unexpected places
If you see a bear in the crowd...
Never ever high five a bear.
People who say bears aren’t naturally aggressive have never been the victim of bear attacks online.
The truth is, bears don’t hibernate. They spend over half the year bulking up so they can kick all our asses.
If you’ve ever ignored a bear crossing sign, you had it coming.
There is so much people don’t know about bears.
That’s all for now, but there will be more. Oh, so much more in my very important book. Please share this thread if you learned anything of value. You might save someone’s life.
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