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Femme Fatale @aisling206
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Story time.

My sister was asleep this morning in her home and woke up to a white woman sitting in her living room.
My sister lives in my hometown, which is small and rural. She leaves her back door unlocked sometimes.

That’s how the white woman got in.
The woman was HIGH. And admitted that she (and some of her friends) often came in my sister’s home while my sister was out of the house.
She stated that they haven’t been stealing, just eating the cereal.

My sister and my niece have been blaming my nephew for eating up all the cereal.

Turns out, Methy Locks and her friends have been eating all the damn cereal.
Thankfully, my sister and her kids are safe and we can laugh about this. The woman is actually someone who went to high school with us.
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