Alcohol? ✅
Tissues? ✅
Stuffed animal? ✅
Will to live? Still there. For the time being.
The #HarryPotterLiveTweet of #HarryPotter and the #HalfBloodPrince starts RIGHT NOW.
HOLY DAMN AM I FUCKING NERVOUS.
Hope Bubbles is okay <3
Tissues? ✅
Stuffed animal? ✅
Will to live? Still there. For the time being.
The #HarryPotterLiveTweet of #HarryPotter and the #HalfBloodPrince starts RIGHT NOW.
HOLY DAMN AM I FUCKING NERVOUS.
Hope Bubbles is okay <3
#HarryPotterLiveTweet
Remember that time Harry missed the bus and had to fly a car to school? Haha how sweet and funny was that?
Meanwhile, ghost car bombs are going off in this episode.
Remember that time Harry missed the bus and had to fly a car to school? Haha how sweet and funny was that?
Meanwhile, ghost car bombs are going off in this episode.
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Its been 8 minutes. I've already had a full IPA. That's my level of anxiety right now.
Its been 8 minutes. I've already had a full IPA. That's my level of anxiety right now.
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"I have a pic of your mom in my living room" is not a thing I'd ever want to hear ANYONE say, regardless of context.
"I have a pic of your mom in my living room" is not a thing I'd ever want to hear ANYONE say, regardless of context.
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Apparently Dumbledore is actually gay.
That's progressive as fuck.
Is anyone else gay? Because I've got some bets.
Apparently Dumbledore is actually gay.
That's progressive as fuck.
Is anyone else gay? Because I've got some bets.
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Ginny is now taller than Harry.
Also, are we ignoring that Hermione is just kinda always around Ron?
Is that her bra on his bed?
Ginny is now taller than Harry.
Also, are we ignoring that Hermione is just kinda always around Ron?
Is that her bra on his bed?
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Wait. Woah woah. So he's an ACTUAL bad guy? I just thought he was going through a phase!
Wait. Woah woah. So he's an ACTUAL bad guy? I just thought he was going through a phase!
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Bro! No! Don't make the fucking vow!
And Draco is also evil. Less shocking. His name is fucking Draco.
Bro! No! Don't make the fucking vow!
And Draco is also evil. Less shocking. His name is fucking Draco.
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There's enough hormones in that teenage prank shop to power a small aircraft carrier.
There's enough hormones in that teenage prank shop to power a small aircraft carrier.
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Snape finally gets his dream job
This would've made me happy like half an hour ago.
I've grown since then.
Snape finally gets his dream job
This would've made me happy like half an hour ago.
I've grown since then.
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That was the most funny and real interaction between two boyhood friends I've ever seen.
That was the most funny and real interaction between two boyhood friends I've ever seen.
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Dumbledore just offered props to Harry for banging Hermione.
And he passed on the high five.
Come on Har-bear, make daddy Dumbledore proud. Lie to 'im.
Dumbledore just offered props to Harry for banging Hermione.
And he passed on the high five.
Come on Har-bear, make daddy Dumbledore proud. Lie to 'im.
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Dude who's trying to bang Hermione
He looks like a Ricky.
And he's gonna end up with Stalker.
Dude who's trying to bang Hermione
He looks like a Ricky.
And he's gonna end up with Stalker.
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Can't make a goddamn joke about Hermione being drunk without some REAL SHIT fucking happening.
Jesus.
Can't make a goddamn joke about Hermione being drunk without some REAL SHIT fucking happening.
Jesus.
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These two boys are having a conversation every guy has had at 2AM around this age with a good friend.
These two boys are having a conversation every guy has had at 2AM around this age with a good friend.
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Hermione's parents are DENTISTS
I don't know why this is the most mind blowing part of this entire series.
Hermione's parents are DENTISTS
I don't know why this is the most mind blowing part of this entire series.
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Alright, maybe there's something to this whole Ginny/Harry thing.
What happened to Practice Girl?
Alright, maybe there's something to this whole Ginny/Harry thing.
What happened to Practice Girl?
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I want to punch every little jackass who's making fun of my Ron.
HIS HAT IS LOVELY
I want to punch every little jackass who's making fun of my Ron.
HIS HAT IS LOVELY
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Is the twist of the potion going to be that it was just water and he had the power all along to win?
Is the twist of the potion going to be that it was just water and he had the power all along to win?
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I've seen parties start like this.
I know how it ends.
Oh... Yup. Its well on its way.
I've seen parties start like this.
I know how it ends.
Oh... Yup. Its well on its way.
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This is where Harry could suggest getting some REAL practice girl time.
I'm deflecting. I'm sad.
This is where Harry could suggest getting some REAL practice girl time.
I'm deflecting. I'm sad.
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Hermione gets mad points for keeping Harry grounded
AhhhhhhHHHHHH HE'S WITH BUBBLES
Hermione gets mad points for keeping Harry grounded
AhhhhhhHHHHHH HE'S WITH BUBBLES
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God that guy is scummy as fuck.
But he puked on Snape's shoes so
Ten points to house Ricky.
God that guy is scummy as fuck.
But he puked on Snape's shoes so
Ten points to house Ricky.
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OH REALLY
CHANTING ABOUT KILLING SIRIUS
OJ IISBD JEKSNDBFJDHSJ
FUCKIJG SNAP MY PHONE IN HALF
OH REALLY
CHANTING ABOUT KILLING SIRIUS
OJ IISBD JEKSNDBFJDHSJ
FUCKIJG SNAP MY PHONE IN HALF
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If Ron and Hermione don't kiss by the end of this I'm gonna
Well I don't know what. But I won't be happy.
If Ron and Hermione don't kiss by the end of this I'm gonna
Well I don't know what. But I won't be happy.
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Oh Jesus don't fucking do this to me.
I've already got like a billion people telling me this movie is fucked up
Ya can't make Ron have a fucking seizure.
Oh Jesus don't fucking do this to me.
I've already got like a billion people telling me this movie is fucked up
Ya can't make Ron have a fucking seizure.
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He's having an actual panic attack.
There seems to be a lot of mental health themes
He's having an actual panic attack.
There seems to be a lot of mental health themes
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That luck potion is actually just straight up everclear.
Explains why he feels so excellent all of a sudden.
That luck potion is actually just straight up everclear.
Explains why he feels so excellent all of a sudden.
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"My interests in this are purely academic."
Yeah wasn't Ken Keasy a teacher, too? He sure as shit didn't stay in academia.
"My interests in this are purely academic."
Yeah wasn't Ken Keasy a teacher, too? He sure as shit didn't stay in academia.
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Can I love Hagrid's dog, or does that motherfucker morph into Satan in the next movie?
Can I love Hagrid's dog, or does that motherfucker morph into Satan in the next movie?
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There's a lot of substance abuse in this movie.
Only fitting I'm on my fourth beer...
There's a lot of substance abuse in this movie.
Only fitting I'm on my fourth beer...
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Dumbledore is shaken.
And I don't like how he looks.
When he's nervous, I'm nervous
Dumbledore is shaken.
And I don't like how he looks.
When he's nervous, I'm nervous
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OP AS FUCK
JUST DRANK LIKE HIS BODY WEIGHT IN DEMON JUICE BUT CAN STILL CONJURE A FIRE HURRICANE
NO BIG DEAL
OP AS FUCK
JUST DRANK LIKE HIS BODY WEIGHT IN DEMON JUICE BUT CAN STILL CONJURE A FIRE HURRICANE
NO BIG DEAL
