I’m watching god’s perfect show, please mute this thread if you don’t want peak content 
I’d like to submit Fig. 1 - photograph of Dr. Fashion and Nurse Fashion as evidence of the costume designers having too much fun
Diner, but make it fashion
It literally just occurred to me that this show was shot for tumblr gifsets
2018
Siri, show me my deepest desires
Cheryl thinks that showing her mom a VIDEO OF HER DAD SHOOTING THEIR SON IS A GOOD AND THERAPEUTIC THING TO DO
Finally I’ve reached the episode where Kevin goes cruising in the woods because somehow that’s safer than Grindr in this topsy-turvy world
“They’ll make you their bitch faster than you can say American History X” what fuckin teens
“We’re not vigilantes,” Archie says, as he buys a gun and starts a vigilante after-school club
I thought Cheryl giving her spider broach to Jughead in season 1 was kindness, but it turns out, she had an identical color variant spider broach,
EXCUSe ME, MY FOLDER OF HOT SOUTHSIDE SERPENTS HAS ROOM FOR ONE MORE
“I’m an unwed mother carrying my cousin’s babies, I am the poster child for sin”
I want Kevin and Moose to get together so badly, I’m so WEAK for this trope
Just @ me next time?????
ARCHIE I HOPE YOU LIVE TO REGRET PUTTING THIS ON YOUTUBE
Veronica had Gloria Swanson’s eyebrows but more luscious
this is so overwhelming
Archie bringing a gun to a knife fight is a metaphor for this whole season
2018 mood is Mayor McCoy raiding Southside High as if it were a gang hideout instead of a building full of teenagers and being like “this is weirdly topical”
In other news, Alice Cooper walking into the open house in cleavage-baring snakeskin dress, happy pride
Cheryl Blossom, summer goth fashion icon
Patronizing Pop’s diner is bi culture
BETTY AND VERONICA BEING DETECTIVE BUDDIES IS ALL THIS SHOW SHOULD EVER BE
This is a THIRD SPIDER BROACH
Bless Kevin for saying what we’re all thinking, which is that every single gang member on this show is hot
I honestly love that Jughead is fulfilling his father’s legacy by being fucking hot,
ARCHIE SUCKS SO FUCKING MUCH, THIS DUDE, MY GOD
I GASPED at the sugar man reveal omg
iconic..............,..
Pretty excited that the next episode of Riverdale is a butch/femme biker romance
FP JONES, THE HOTTEST DAD IS BACK
TBE PRISON HE WAS HELD IN IS CALLED SHANKSHAW
I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM
Riverdale out of context but also kind of in context
IF I TOLD YOU THAT BETTY IS PEFFORMING A STRIP TEASE SET TO MAD WORLD AT JUGHEAD’S DAD’S RETIREMENT PARTY WOULD ANYONE BELIEVE ME
Jughead’s dad is so fuckin hot, I’m so mad about it, this isn’t the Pride I wanted to have, lookin at Jughead’s hot dad
hello, this is an EXCELLENT twin peaks reference
This is like half of the most OUTRAGEOUS exchange of dialogue I’ve ever heard
“I’VE SAVED CHRISTMAS”
Her creepy grandmother, who has not appeared in any episodes since a fire burnt Thornhill to the ground, has materialized to stroke this violently red Christmas tree
