Goodnight to everyone except Democratic Socialists.
Goodnight to everyone except people who accuse others of watching Bigfoot erotica.
Goodnight to everyone except people who don’t have a reliable sarcasm detector.
Goodnight to everyone except pineapple pizza haters.
Goodnight to everyone except Omarosa.
Goodnight to everyone except people who like ranch. That stuff is nasty.
Goodnight to everyone except people who think “Gif” is pronounced like a peanut butter brand.
Goodnight to everyone except people who think this crap is okay. 
Goodnight to everyone except people who think Weezer’s cover of Africa is better than the original.
Goodnight to everyone except this guy.
Goodnight to everyone except members of Antifa.
Goodnight to everyone except people who like IPAs.
Goodnight to everyone except former Iranian presidents who have the privilege to tweet about a sport that he clearly knows nothing about, while his fellow Iranians are forbidden from even accessing Twitter.
Goodnight to everyone except people who think Starbucks is better than Dunkin’.
Goodnight to everyone except for the dude who is responsible for this.
