I immediately got worried.
"We don't have clothes."
"So, uh, so what time is it."
"Oh about four hours from now."
"Can, we uh, bug you for a ride then, we're kinda-"
"Sure! I'll meet you there."
I'm pretty certain I didn't tell her where we were
"Cate? What's with the goat?"
"Oh her name is Boudica. She's going to be important."
"Important for what, Cate?"
"Oh you know, stuff"
"I got both your clothes prepared for the ritual!"
"R-ritual."
"Cate."
"It's going to be fine, you'll see."
She had incense burning inside the vehicle, likely in an attempt to mask the smell of Boudica, while cutesie music played.
We drove for half an hour to this Chick-Fa-Le.
Still, the sight of a Chick Fa Le we welcome because half a gallon of sweet tea does a number on the bladder.
"I'll get your clothes!"
She was humming happily while drawing lines, & symbols.
"Oh, here's your clothes!"
She stood up, & tossed me a purple robe from bed, bath, & beyond, clearly from the beyond section as it too had symbols needle worked into the cloth.
I donned it, looking over to see Jason had already put his on, & was baby talking the goat.
"Cate?"
"Don't worry, I got it all planned out, you'll see. Take a seat."
The goat wasn't impressed.
I took stock of her other supplies. A curved knife, a bunch of robes in kids size, one more for herself. A leather bound book whose surface was crawling like the damned. A towel.
"I know what I'm doing, don't worry, I can get my vengeance, & no one important will have to die."
"Cate, are you sure you know what you're doing."
"I can get this under control."
"Cate, can you control this?"
"We'll be fine!"
"Cate this is dangerous."
I hoped for the former while preparing for the latter.
More of her family had arrived, & immediately Cate was put on Taking Care of the Chitluns Duty.
She gave each a robe.
I saw her hands clench, & I mentally counted how many box of shells I was going to use before the day was over.
While the couple were being married, Cate lead the kids in a dirge.
"NYARLETHOTEP, all of us call, I A I A O"
"Fng'gla'thu here, fng'gla'thu there, tzk'caz'ik'maz'tu, everywhere fng'gla'thu"
"We call your blessings little one, I A, I A O"
Then she had them repeat his name.
"Cate."
"Not now, I'm summoning vengeance."
"Okay that's great, & everything,"
"No, I have it under control!.. Oh."
"Cate, you're going to lose control of this because while you're asking for Nyarlethotep, those kids are asking for.."
"Oh no." Cate said, as I struggled to describe the creature I saw.
"Damn it, damn it, damn it," I was only able to put out as the catgirl went to town on the attendees.
I spread my arms wide, stared straight forward at her, & held the totem pose.
And waited.
Me & Jason knew that if it didn't work all those kids would die.
And Nyahlethotep, while technically also Nyarlethotep, could rules lawyer her spawn around the symbols and then devour everyone alive in this Chick Fa Le.
I awaited, as the spawn approached me.
I held the pose, continuing to establish dominance over the catgirl. She meowed in annoyance. Gurgled, really.
"Damn it, I just wanted him to die." "He'll go soon enough. Don't worry," Jason said, as she wept.
I took the cat away (not before Sally cursed the scrawny man with elder cat's claw fever).
And then we were on our way to Georgia.
That was gonna be a hell of a time, I think.
Fuck goats, man.