Fake allies: “First of all, my housekeeper is black and I trust her around my valuables so stop attacking me.”
Fake allies: “If I were racist I wouldn’t have adopted a black cat. Her name is Zambia.”
Imagine someone drowning and the lifeguard shouting, “Why do you make everything about oxygen?!”
Everything is about oxygen to you people. Stop playing the oxygen card.
When my grandfather came from Ireland he lived exclusively on carbon dioxide for eight years.
I don’t see color I had the light receptive sensors in my retinas surgically removed for equality’s sake.
Racist? I don’t see color, smell scents, experience touch, taste food, or perceive sounds so try again lol.
Honestly what bothers me most about drowning people is HOW they drown. It’s like, why so loud? And rude? It’s upsetting. Sometimes I feel attacked, you know?
It’s like, yeah I want to help but not if you’re gonna drown like that. Have some respect. It’s not like I’m the water.
All that screaming and flailing isn’t going to get you anywhere. You attract more flies with honey. Facts.
I don’t see color. I mean, I can, but through sheer will have trained my photoreceptors not to absorb the wavelengths by which light reflects off of objects thereby vaccinating me against all forms of racism (you’re welcome).
