I have found a copy of #VA05 Republican Congressional candidate @Denver4VA’s self-published book “Bigfoot Exterminators Inc: The Partially Cautionary, Mostly True Tale of Monster Hunt 2006”
Here are some of my favorite excerpts #BigfootErotica
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Truly can’t see how this could go wrong
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Luckily for them, a “Shamanic Witch of the Shadow Tradition” calls 🍿🍿
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(1) Never lie to a witch
(2) Lord Archaeus, the Shamanic witch, has been using menstrual blood to bait #Bigfoot
(3) Said menstrual bait was successful
(4) “Bigfoots like, sex, too.”
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#VA05 #Bigfoot @LeslieCockburn @TeamCockburn
And wherever you live, please vote Dems this election #BlueWave #BlueWave2018