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So, @Glitter_brawl & I are experiencing a LONG hospital wait (but let's pls not talk about that until there is actual news), and we've been entertaining ourselves by making a tarot deck, without knowing *anything* about tarot. Instructions follow on how to get your fortune told!
1) Explain in detail the situation you want insight into; if you're lucky, @Glitter_brawl will draw your cards & I'll read them
2) We'll be choosing at random, and WILL NOT get round to most people
3) We know piss all about tarot
4) We might suddenly piss off for obvious reasons
(Final disclaimers before we start: we're in hospital as Ashleigh is being induced, but we *really* can't handle a congrats/good luck dogpile, and fear not we are not taking this seriously: it is a game with silly cards and not actual magic)
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