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always nice to hear from my fans
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been a little busy this evening, almost missed out on the opportunity to make some new friends online.
i have two dogs, actually, and all three of us are cute as hell
we’re hearing all the greatest hits tonight
bootlicking fascists from around the world!
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i just walked full speed into a utility pole so hard it knocked my glasses off because i am a cartoon character.
YES i was looking at my phone. YES those are splinters in the back of my hand. YES someone saw it happen. 😎
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good morning, let’s find out what this panel of prosecutors and public defenders has to say about criminal justice.

“i was gobsmacked to find out how many prisons we have,” says panel moderator cynthia neff.
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