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@Android

@Android

📣 My takeaways from the most recent @Android emoji update: A THREAD.

Firstly, our turtle has discovered cocaine. 😳✨

Our moon has become 💯% more suspicious and is absolutely sliding into our DMs now.

Salads now have 💯% less egg, and I am livid.

We cooked our bacon. Food poisoning is down 💯%.

Hugs are now 💯% more jazzy, and are now auditioning for Chicago on Broadway 🎶🎭

@OfficialJLD

@OfficialJLD

And, most importantly, women everywhere can now make sponge-worthy puns through the power of emoji. 🙌✨

CC: @OfficialJLD @SeinfeldTV @JerrySeinfeld

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