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I would just like to add that you mayo haters would probably not turn down a fine herb aioli and let's be honest that is just fancy mayo
And what about that sauce they put on spicy california rolls y'all buy all over brooklyn. THATS MAYO. IT IS JUST SPICY MAYO.
I have no strong feelings about any of these condiments aside from that they are all just mayo and mayo is everywhere and it is fine
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