BREAKING: New list of #KatzDemands (1/3)
—KAVANAUGH must wear orange jump suit
—Only lawyers from Lost City of Atlantis can ask questions
—Trump must renominate Merrick Garland 14.8 seconds into Ford testimony
—Chuck Grassley shall announce his hatred of Corn in opening stmt
—KAVANAUGH must wear orange jump suit
—Only lawyers from Lost City of Atlantis can ask questions
—Trump must renominate Merrick Garland 14.8 seconds into Ford testimony
—Chuck Grassley shall announce his hatred of Corn in opening stmt
BREAKING: New list of #KatzDemands (2/3)
—Hearing sponsored by Nike
—Only "Xer" & "Zim" pronouns allowed
—Pre-hearing screening of Spartacus on DVD
—"Paula Jones" removed from Google search algorithm in advance
—Confirm if Spinning Top in Inception actually fell at the end
—Hearing sponsored by Nike
—Only "Xer" & "Zim" pronouns allowed
—Pre-hearing screening of Spartacus on DVD
—"Paula Jones" removed from Google search algorithm in advance
—Confirm if Spinning Top in Inception actually fell at the end
BREAKING: New list of #KatzDemands (3/3)
—Don't tell Detective Mills what's in the box
—At least one violation of second law of thermodynamics
—Location of the Holy Grail
—Truthfulness of witnesses to be decided by battle royale in Fortnite
—No Cash Bail for protestors
—Don't tell Detective Mills what's in the box
—At least one violation of second law of thermodynamics
—Location of the Holy Grail
—Truthfulness of witnesses to be decided by battle royale in Fortnite
—No Cash Bail for protestors
