1) And next week they’re going to bus in protesters and make life a living hell for GOP senators.
And do want to know what we can do to help?
Push back on the narratives of panic and fear. Don’t let the Dems scare you.
They are livestock.
We are lions.
And do want to know what we can do to help?
Push back on the narratives of panic and fear. Don’t let the Dems scare you.
They are livestock.
We are lions.
2) Christopher Walken monologue. I’ll Fudge it up a bit.
Those nature documentaries? About the lions? Ever watch those?
Those nature documentaries? About the lions? Ever watch those?
3) Its the swamp, and there’s a big fucking lion laying there. Fucking mosquitos all over the place leeching on him. But he just lays there, because its so hot.
4) Some of the weaker lions, the beta lions, they come up, and they annoy him a bit. Slap at him, take a few swipes, interrupt his nap, growl at him. But he just lays there.
5) The other swamp creatures, they notice this. So they start getting closer, getting louder, getting meaner.
6) “RESIST!” They bark.
“In peaches!” They howl.
And the lion sits there, and lets them come in closer.
“In peaches!” They howl.
And the lion sits there, and lets them come in closer.
7) Finally, the lion says, “Come closer, and I’ll fucking end you.”
8) But the swamp creatures, they aren’t scared. They saw how the beta lions treated this lion.
So they get closer, and nothing happens.
So they get closer, and nothing happens.
9) “I’m telling you, you get any closer, and that’s it. Its game over.”
They get closer again, braver, bolder. “You’re SEXIST!” They hiss. “You’re RACIST!” They growl.
They get closer again, braver, bolder. “You’re SEXIST!” They hiss. “You’re RACIST!” They growl.
10) “You come any closer, and you are never going to walk away again,” the lion mutters.
The swamp creatures, they see the lion’s full of shit. They get right up in his face, yell at him, tell him he’s crazy, tell him he’s evil, tell him his time is over, that this is their turf
The swamp creatures, they see the lion’s full of shit. They get right up in his face, yell at him, tell him he’s crazy, tell him he’s evil, tell him his time is over, that this is their turf
11) The lion opens his mouth like he’s going to speak.
“What? Are you going to warn us again? You won’t do SHIT. Look at you. We’re walking all over you and you haven’t even moved. What are you gonna do about it?”
“What? Are you going to warn us again? You won’t do SHIT. Look at you. We’re walking all over you and you haven’t even moved. What are you gonna do about it?”
12) The lion smiles and bares his fangs.
13) “I was going to thank you. Now I don’t have to get up to fucking tear you a new asshole.”
14) Patience. That’s all I’m asking for. Patience.
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