Thread by @TessFowler

Chris just got back from another late night trip to the grocery store.

Ready for story time? 😂

Luke Cage looking dude was rockin out to Smooth Criminal in the toiletries aisle. Chris walked by and the guy pointed to him on "hit by".

Chris:

As Chris is telling me this I notice he's in his rainbow flag DnD shirt. Bookmark that fact.

It was a chill night. Chris and this dude kept shopping after a high five etc. My husband, realizing we need veggies went to snag some from produce.

Behold: another dude in produce. Classic neckbeard in the wild. But Chris doesn't judge. He was like...chubby beardy dude? Cool. Same as me. We are brothers. 😂

Beardy dude shopping for avocados notices Chris's shirt.

BD: *points to Chris' rainbow DnD shirt*

You play?

Chris: *ready to preach the gospel of CR and see if he's met a Critter or a future convert* Not really. Not yet. But I'm a Critical Role fan. You ever--

BD: I don't appreciate that.

Chris: DnD??

BD: No. People pushing their beliefs on me and my game.

Chris: internally..

Chris: I'm sorry you feel that way. But DnD is for everyone. I'm sorry that you're a closed minded bigot.

BD: *chest puffing*

Luke Cage (from right next to Chris): We have a problem here?

Chris: This guy has a problem with gay people playing his game.

LC: Well I'M GAY.

LC: I can play whatever game I want. What game we playing?

Chris: Dungeons and D--

LC: Dungeons and MOTHERFUCKING Dragons. That's what we're playing!

BD: *runs*

LC: That's right RUN AWAY. Cause we're playing MOTHERFUCKING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS IN HERE.

Chris: yeah!

Chris: *fist bump* Thanks man.

LC: Don't worry about it. These fuckers are trying to be bold now. Thinking we're just gonna roll over. But look. 2 against 1. More of us than them. They're not gonna win.

Chris:

He ran into LC and his wife in line later. Apparently LC does this all the time. He just superheroes it.

Anyway, that's your late night grocery store Chris tale. Lol

Gotta love the valley.