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Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs
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Slurring his words badly tonight, Trump keeps referring to the Democratic Party as the “DemocRAT Party,” a buzzphrase the far right loves. lgf.bz/2Qmap7V
Now he’s attacking the media as usual: “They are stoking the fires of resentment and chaos.” Man, the projection in THAT howler. lgf.bz/2Qmap7V
“I get hugged backstage by miners, these guys are massive guys, they grab me.”

(Funny thing is, they’re all named John Barron.)
On the Democrats: “To pay for their shoshalism they’re gonna deshroy our country…” Yes, he’s slurring like that.
Loud boos from the crowd every time Trump attacks a black Democrat like Maxine Waters or Cory Booker. lgf.bz/2Qmap7V
Sweating, boasting and meandering from one topic to another in a single sentence. Different day, same old shit. You’d think even the hard core cult members would be sick of this brainless babbling by now. lgf.bz/2Qmap7V
“The stupid days are over, I’m sorry.” Impossible to parody. lgf.bz/2Qmap7V
Fake whisper: “Oh by the way, we’re doing great with North Korea.” lgf.bz/2Qmap7V
On Kim Jong Un: [shouting] “I LIKE HIM, HE LIKES ME! I GUESS THAT’S OK! Am I allowed to say that? Am I allowed to say that?” lgf.bz/2Qmap7V
Now he’s doing his freakishly weird impression of “being presidential,” which equates to “boring” in Trump’s twisted mind. lgf.bz/2Qmap7V
If he doesn’t start ranting about Kavanaugh again soon, I think I’m gonna have to turn this off. Talk about "boring."
Behind the scenes they must have really hammered it through Trump's thick skull that he shouldn't rant about Dr. Ford. Only unusual thing about this stupid rally is that he hasn't attacked her.
This rambling, incoherent, repetitive, slurred speech is going to increase Trump’s lie count significantly. Now ending with the Stones’ “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” as usual. Now known as the con man’s theme song. lgf.bz/2Qmap7V
Unfortunately, Trump apparently paid the publishing companies that own us all to license the rights to this song, and there's nothing the Stones can legally do to stop him.
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