I just realized that this country is being run by every shitty dude in an 80s movie.
Biff Tannon is obviously Donald Trump:
Steff is Brett Kavanaugh:
Chet is kind of a mash-up of a lot of cabinet members and advisors:
Don't forget the foot soldiers:
Lest we not forget the old white assholes dudes:
more old white creeps:
Don't forget all these rapey creeps!
Kushner is Blane - seems innocent and nice but in reality is a total asshole:
Stephen Miller is Vigo the Carpathian
Jeff Sessions is obviously Judge Doom
Don Jr. And Eric Trump are these guys:
TBH, It's really a tie for Don Jr. And Eric -
NOW. I know a lot of you want to make Mike Pence Rev. Moore from Footloose - but at the end, he had a change of heart. That is not Mike Pence. Mike Pence is Jim from Say Anything (the holier than thou hypocrite):
John Bolton wants to just blow things up:
Mitch McConnell is the old guy that gets up in front of everyone and makes no fucking sense:
Ted Cruz is Beetlejuice, the creepy guy that absolutely no one wants around but he keeps showing up anyway:
Paul Ryan? Definitely Prince Humperdink. Entitled. Moronic. Slimy.
literally every old white GOP man in the Senate/House.
This sniveling weasel is Lindsey Graham's patronus:
