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Chef Shwasty @ChefShwasty
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Just got in a big fight with Annoying Coworker

A thread on what he just spouted to a room full of people:

1. Nobody knew the Earth was round before Columbus, despite it being know as early at 600BC

2. Intelligent Design doesn't require a God, even though it's in the definition
3. The Grand Canyon was formed ONLY by glaciers, which ALLOWED the Colorado river to form

4. Deuteronomy 22:11 "You shall not wear cloth of wool and linen mixed together" doesn't mean the Bible said you can't mix fabrics
5. "The Old Testament doesn't count because it was about the Jewish people and then the New Testament came out"

6. Small pox was INVENTED by England

7. There's no such thing as a gluten allergy

8. Camping is better than any anti-depressant

I'm going to fucking lose it
Apologies for the delay on the last one. Had to go walk off the stupid, lest it contage me like a virus.
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