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Homage to Dr. Suess, After the Firing of Jeff Sessions:

Robert S. Mueller, Will You Please Go Now?

The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
Go.
GO!
I don't care how.

You can go by indictment
Or congressional report.
Robert S. Mueller, your time's running short --

1/2
2/2
You can go after Junior
You can go after Stone
Indict them all
Or Trump
Alone!

I don't care.
You can go after Jared
Ivanka too--
Just please go soon
Bob Mueller, do!
Actually, why stop here?
--
Arrest Melania! Go after Don!
It doesn’t matter, just charge on.
Sessions is gone, and Rod will be next.
Soon you’ll be the last guy left.

They’ll spit out lies
And swear they’re truths
They’ll sell the White House
To Fox News
Time is short
But courts are long
2020’s too late
To figure out what’s wrong.

Evidence vanishes--
It's now or never!
The White House has
A lot of shredders.

Robert S. Mueller
I don't care HOW.
Robert S. Mueller
Will you please ACT NOW!
(with apologies to the master:
dr-seuss-videos.livejournal.com/3325.html)
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