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I do love a good compo face. This is my favourite of all time. Complaining that the council cut the grass but never raked it up. Feel free to add any compo faces to this thread.
This man calls for action on potholes in South Wales.
Islington man angry at dog poo points at a picture of a dog doing a poo.
Brexiteers not happy with EU grid
Probably the most famous one. Annie and Ron are charged £900 by Virgin for watching porn. Ron denies everything but looks guilty.
“Naked Neighbour put her off sausages for life.”
With a photo of her perving at her neighbour
Another woman compliant about sausages. This time the jumbo ones she bought weren’t so jumbo.
Another fella angry about dog poo. This time he’s made a little doggy sign and a placard
A whole street in Hatfield turn up to point out that they’re angry with student parking.
People extremely angry here at birds shedding their feathers.
More grass pointing with Carol from Skelmersdale.
This poor fella is fuming that much about tractors he’s given up on pointing and thinking of ending it all.
“Sickened” Irene declares war on turds.
Noise from cars passing over a grid is causing Doris from Ellesmere Port insane.
Whole street comes out in unison to complain about birds pooing on cars.
Angela from Chichester “gutted” that it took 5 coats and 17 tins to paint the front of her house.
Dave in Essex is angry that his bins aren’t emptied enough so chooses to fume in the woods.
In Hull, this kid doesn’t want people to “steal” his dads parking spec so takes it upon himself to vandalise his own house.
Slimmer of the year, Jean from Hartlepool unhappy about dog poo.
Barry Lamb from West Ham unhappy with spam.
Fire in a local fish factory causes Veronica to put a peg on her nose and hang a bag of her own shit up to make her garden smell better.
This woman in Manchester is that angry about her butty it’s made her face go out of focus.
Another famous one. Barbara is unhappy with the spelling mistake on her fellas undies.
This fella is so unhappy with Iceland. He’s offering anyone who can get there in 10 minutes a straightener.
Not sure what the story is here but what I do know is the kids have been well trained in the art of comp-fu
Another well trained kid. This one is amazing considering the age. Angry about finding a piece of cardboard in her dinner.
Either this is the worst white rap album cover in history or they are complaining about their local bus service. The man in the foreground scares me.
“Not only were the council going to finish the footpath in 2016. They actually painted their intentions. Are they insane???”
“Charlie’s Anals and a Fist Full of Hollers? I don’t remember paying for that?”
“Never mind Inside Number 9. You wanna smell what’s coming from number 16.”
Woman claims she found cat poo in her protein pot.
The level of sadness here. Her dominos pizza didn’t turn up so she rang the paper instead of Domimos.
Rex from Gloucester is angry at the rising cost of cucumbers.
“It was the hottest day of the year and poor Tarquin got thrown out of class for taking his purple blazer off. Dissscusssteng!!!”
Gary Numan devastated his roller blinds won’t roll up or down.
“House Coat”
Jim Bowen is still alive and complaining about getting a parking ticket in Wrexham.
This phone mast seems to have brought a serial killer out into the open to point at it and look murderously at a reporter.
Finds a rubber band in his crisps. Decides to pose like a magician promoting his new show.
Raoul Moat look-a-like in Stoke on Trent unhappy about his water bill.
So angry about their bin collection. They’ve even taught their dog how to do a compo face.
Debbie from Taunton charged £53 for a cabbage.
“Thumbs down to the single yellow line. Bloody council coming over here taking our double yellow lines.”
Saying nothing about this one.
“Oh no not again Annie. It’s saying a 2 hour call to Babestation now and someone has watched Debbie Does Dallas 4 times.”
Man, 58 refused alcohol because of no ID. I can see why, he looks about 12.
These people are so concerned about dogging they’ve brought a real dog with them for the photo.
Snake enthusiast wants a bigger bin to keep his dead rats.
Psychopathic looking Ian Botham going mad at the rising price of stamps.
Disssguuusteng
Peter Hooton tribute angry about lap dancing clubs.
“So unhappy about oatcake right now. Just as I was leaving for a festival too.”
Salman Rushdie so angry at horse poo bins he’s decided to grab a handful of poo.
Anger as Max Branning’s local gym is closed down. Deirdre Barlow gives support.
Man doesn’t like he neighbours fence so builds a sign to show his disgust.
Meanwhile in Warrington.
Sadness in his compo face as pothole damages his car.
“Bloody council. They’re building homes over there. Over there I say.”
“By the way Marty, what year is it?”
Classic this. Man angry that his neighbour put crisp packets in his blue recycling bin, the nosey bastard.
That cardie though
Apparently there’s a book out with most of these people and their stories in. See
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