Denier: THAT ISN'T THE CHOICE !
Reality: I want you to make this choice
Denier: B-but....CANADA !
Reality: I want you to make this choice
Denier: Well maybe vanilla EFTA/EEA (no CU). Down with May's awful deal ! /1
Denier: Why do you keep saying that ?!
Reality: I want you to make this choice
Denier: OK OK, maybe May's Deal but we'll change it to my deal after March !!
Reality: I want you to make this choice
Denier: Have you even read the WA !? /2
Denier: We can now renegotiate May's Deal so it's not the final choice!
Reality: I want you to make this choice
Denier: There isn't going to be a hard border in any event so this is silly ! /3
Denier: May has brought us to this ! Article 50 shouldn't have been triggered until we were ready. I was always thought so !
Reality: I want you to make this choice
Denier: OK OK, No Deal it is.....but a nice managed one. /4
Denier: You didn't hear me - a managed No Deal will be fine! EU will play ball. They need us more than we need them, as we've all seen!
Reality: I want you to make this choice
Denier: I mean, you haven't even mentioned CANZUK which.... /5
Denier: RIGHT, LOOK, it's No Deal OK ! Proper No Deal. But then we'll recreate Singapore in Britain, everyone will love it/vote for it. Even the 40% who voted for a Corbyn Govt....
Reality: I want you to make this choice
Denier: FFS ! /6
Denier: You just want us to Remain, don't you?! You snake. TRAITOR ! That's what you really want isn't it ?! /7
Denier: OK NO DEAL ! I don't care we said a deal would be easy and that we'd still be in a market that runs from Iceland to Turkey. Or we'd get a better deal than Norway (who are doing fine, as I keep pointing out).
Reality: ....... /ends