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Simon Wardley #EEA @swardley
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Arrived in Germany. Hmmm, now I remember why I normally hibernate in December. Tiredness has hit, foul drive (almost 4hrs), foul flight (squashed between two overflowing individuals) and now foul mood. Oh and I have some work to get done this evening .... gronda, gronda.
X : What do you think of Oracle's ...
Me : You are kidding me. Foul mood? Larry Ellison is a dinosaur who is utterly out of his depth with cloud. The whole purpose of Oracle is rent extraction from the poor suckers using their technology before it disappears into the night.
X : What do you think of Mckinsey?
Me : They have their uses. I often recommend them to companies I don't like.
X : What do you think of Google?
Me : The best engineers in world paired with suspect business strategy. It is both truly brilliant and hopeless at the same time and alas it has been suffering for it. Distant 3rd to Amazon.
X : What do you think of IBM?
Me : Former Norse God turned drowning man. Currently trying to float by grabbing hold of other drowning people.
X : What do you think of VMware?
Me : It has the foresight to know the game is up and is maximising its opportunity over the next 10-15 years. Time always buys the chance of a lucky break.
X : What do you think of Alibaba?
Me : Deadly. The one company that will challenge Amazon in the future.
X : What do you think of Amazon?
Me : Deadly. The one company that will challenge Alibaba in the future.
Arrived at hotel, got to the room, unpacked ... a mere 10.5 hours door to door from Burmarsh to Stuttgart. God, I hate flying. It sucks. What we need are sleeper trains everywhere. Pleasant comfy cabins etc.
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