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Glen Weldon @ghweldon
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Attention.

I dearly hope this is the last time we have to go over this.

All Gingerbread cookies are, indeed, CIS MEN.

They're all like suuuuuper gay, but they are, all of them, cis men. Don't get it twisted.

Also:
All Sugar cookies are CIS WOMEN
All Snickerdoodles are TRANS MEN
All Peanut butter cookies are TRANS WOMEN
All Pizzelles are NON-BINARY
All Macaroons are GENDERQUEER
And all lemon bars are FURRIES so clip and save for your records I don't know why we keep having this conversation
Ironically: Fruitcakes?

Super straight cis males. Kinsey 0s.
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