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There are three straight dudes tossin’ the ol’ pigskin around on the beach and one of them has a normal human body but the other two have 3 percent body fat gymnast V backs I call them sean and cody
Sean and Cody can’t throw for shit but the normal dude - let’s call him the least gay-porny name possible ... maybe ... Bob? ... fires the ball like it’s a cannon and catches their wobbly-ass tosses by like diving into the sand
Sean just called Cody “bro” and remarked on his abs (which ARE remarkable) and I know how this scene ends I’ve seen it many times oh poor Bob let Bob do craft services or whatever
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Celebrating Tolkien's birthday by walking from DC to Denver to return some jewelry.
1 month in, 500 miles trudged. Awoke in hidden vale of Dollywood -- have slipped in and out of consciousness since that bad business at the Weathertop bar in Lynchburg.

Hot dude mops my brow. "Are you ... an elf-friend?" he asks.

"Oh gurl we don't call ourselves that anymore."
"What happened to you, darlin'?" he asks, in the Common Speech, though inflected with the soothing drawl of his people.

"I think someone spiked my drink," I say. "Back in Lynchburg. At Weathertop."

"Ah know that place," he says. "We call it Weathered Tops." Giggles.
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For an upcoming PCHH we're revisiting some of our old opinions on stuff we've discussed, to talk about what we've since come around on/now value less.

Thing is: I've scrolled through the archives, and I honestly can't come up with something I've changed my mind about ...
... besides FROZEN, sort of, and we've already talked about that.

So have it: What have I gotten wrong? What made you want to scream at me in the car/on the train/while walking the dogs?

(No, I'm not changing my mind about MARY POPPINS RETURNS, so that's off the table.)
(Maybe I will someday! When my blood sugar's so low I need to chug a liter or 6 of cinematic Mountain Dew! BUT NOT THIS DAY!)
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At F’s father’s 80th birthday party. 32 Cubans are simultaneously screaming at each other about:
-the location of the beer
-a good place for maduros
-Abuela’s kidney stones
-the location of the cat
-the fact that the “0” atop the 80th birthday cake has fallen over in the heat
In my family these same conversations would take place in an elaborately coded system of meaningful stares, gentle throat-clearings and softly sighed observations about the front yard’s planting area.
To Scream Without Anger is a skill set I will never master, just as F is doomed to fail at his every halting, hilarious attempt at passive-aggression
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#OSHO

#Surrender doesn’t depend on the object, it is a quality that you bring into your #being. To whom you surrender is irrelevant.

Any object will do. You can surrender to a tree, you can surrender to a river, you can surrender to anything, your wife, your husband, your guru.
Even through stones, people have attained because it is not a question at all to what you #surrender.

You surrender, and that brings the whole thing, that opens the door. Surrendering, the effort to surrender brings an opening to you.
If you are open to stone, you become open to the whole existence, because it is only a question of opening. How can you be open to a stone, and not open to a tree?
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Since I was a kid I wanted to watch "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind" by Steven Spielberg. Start the movie and first thing that comes up?

imdb.com/title/tt007586…

33 (x2 = 66)
#three #thirtythree #elevens #cabala #freemasonry #magic
Note the black on white/white on black for the numbers - inversion and opposites. 3 propellers.
When the little boy's record player starts playing. Lyrics begin "... of the shape of a square if you really want..." SQUARING THE CIRCLE
#freemasonry #magic #cabala #three #mysteryschools
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I want to do a thread of the similarities between Nigerian Christianity and African religions but I'm hungry and I don't know if I have energy for the insults that will follow.

And screw it. Here goes...

Wasn't Christianity started on top of a human sacrifice?
In the Jewish traditions before Christianity, and which Christianity directly flowed from, blood sacrifices were a required part of the worship.

This was why, when Abraham almost killed his son (horrifying story, that), he eventually replaced him with a ram.
This was why when Jesus was killed, the idea was, rather than a million lambs killed every year, he was the one lamb who would replace all sacrifices, so that if you were a Christian, you wouldn't need one anymore.

So Jesus, in his human body, was killed to birth this religion.
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One of the annoying things about having memory problems is that sometimes I'll have an idea in my head, and I can't tell if I'm remembering someone else's idea, misremembering it, or it's actually original.
So the war comes, and we have to use mechanical exoskeletons to have any chance of fighting back. They're mind-linked, so you control them by just thinking of moving, and they learn from you to get better, predict your motions, and you become a better fighter.
at first you're just wearing it for when you go out on raids, or when you're on guard duty, but after so many surprise raids you end up wearing it all the time.
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One year ago, @Reince tweeted that the GOP had “a revolutionary data program” resulting in them “carrying WI for first time in 30 years.”

Attached was this article that said these “Data Operations” helped Trump win WI & will used for the 2018 midterms.

👉host.madison.com/ct/news/local/…
Trump won* WI by just 22,748 votes.

200,000+ in WI were unable to vote in 2016.

Along with MI & PA, WI was one of the 3 swing states that gave* the EC to Trump by a scant 78,652 votes.

All 3 States were among the 39 states reported as hacked by Russia.

Exit polls are a scientifically proven litmus test. In 2016, they were off by as high as 10%

Anything above ~2.5% indicates suspect anomalies. It triggers other countries to nullify elections.

In the swing states of MI, PA, & WI—all were all above 3%.

👉tdmsresearch.com/2016/11/10/201…
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[A golden dog sitting on a couch has two eggs stuffed in its cheeks. One very slowly slips out and falls. The other quickly follows. The dog looks confusedly sorry.]

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