There are three straight dudes tossin’ the ol’ pigskin around on the beach and one of them has a normal human body but the other two have 3 percent body fat gymnast V backs I call them sean and cody
Sean and Cody can’t throw for shit but the normal dude - let’s call him the least gay-porny name possible ... maybe ... Bob? ... fires the ball like it’s a cannon and catches their wobbly-ass tosses by like diving into the sand
Sean just called Cody “bro” and remarked on his abs (which ARE remarkable) and I know how this scene ends I’ve seen it many times oh poor Bob let Bob do craft services or whatever
