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New volume, new thread, and thank god, Jean Paul is so boring, bless his soul.
Any story where Batman’s cover is “I’ll make them think I’m disguised as billionaire playboy, Bruce Wayne” is a good story
Did Alfred consult at ALL in the creation of this ridiculous cover identity, Bruce?
Bury those feelings a little deeper, Bruce, you haven’t cracked the Earth’s crust yet
Oh my god, I had no idea that Alfred had an interaction with Az-Bats Jean Paul
ROAST👏🏼 HIM👏🏼 ALFRED👏🏼
I love when writers call back to the last scene in Batman: Year One, where maybe Gordon really is blind without his glasses or maybe he knows Batman is Bruce Wayne and just chooses to never mention it out of respect and gratitude.
*Sigh* And then Shondra Kinsolving deus ex machinas Bruce’s back back together and regresses to a child-like state for no reason other than that the writers were done with their plot device and also Bruce had decided he loved her and all his relationship have to end the same way.
Me: Weird that the comic where Jean Paul lets Abattoir die wasn’t included in this collection
Me: ...
Me: Oh shit I skipped a volume I’m a bad tweeter
Well let’s finish off this one at least, first by screaming HE’S NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE, BRUCE
This means I have a whole ‘nother volume of Jean Paul’s descent to read 😩

But I will get through it. Because at the end of my journey I will be rewarded... with Lady Shiva and ninjas.

We’ll get through this together. For the ninjas.
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