having the paranoid trait in crusader kings 2 is really paying off 
currently enjoying life as the count of suffolk, a bisexual satanist
why are these the options
good news everyone i sacrificed my brother to satan
good news everyone my wife is pregnant with satan's baby
this is bullshit it won't let me claim satan's baby as my son
bad news i got imprisoned by the king for apostasy
i'm apparently still doing satan sex rituals though
somehow my two year old son walked in on my sex ritual and accused me of being a satanist and i murdered him. this happened while i was in jail
this is fair
i'm now playing a two year old, and also the antichrist is just chilling at my court
alright i've betrothed her to the third child of the current reigning queen. i just need to murder her first two children and then my child will be heir. i think.
my demon half-brother turned 16 and looks 35 so i guess he's a republican
