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Quick stop at the hospital, I'm minding my business, the door opens, I don't care. The person is on the phone, speaking Hausa really fast and laughing. I look up and it was like I had seen Thor in real life... and that Hausa sounded like waje' s voice: sweet and sexy.
I am automatically well. Flu has disappeared and I look on and listen to him say, "fjrltbtl6orbslfbdbsldjdbd." He looks at me, I smile at him, then he walks towards me. Stretches his hand for a shake, "dgdjfjrbrkshrjtjrhdjtjtjtj"

Me: MUTE, shaking my head but still smiling.
"Oh. I thought you understood what I was saying and you were smiling at my joke." Thor says. The Hausa accent is strong, English language well enunciated.

"I don't speak nor understand Hausa. Only numbers 1-10," I said, still smiling.

"I can teach you. We can start from 11-20"
Thor says, his eyes go from face to my boobies which was well covered but could be slightly seen through my black cotton t-shirt, "huh? What do you say? I teach you Hausa and you allow me take you to dinner soon?"

That was when it happened...
He smiled with all his teeth, and one dimpled appeared. He smiled wider, the second one appeared.

Oluwa ooooooooo. Hausa people come and carry your brother. No way! Handsome and double dimple with smooth operator toasting degree.

"Ife. Ife," I hear my doctors voice.

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