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Pace yourselves, GOP. If you’re upset because one woman danced and another one used a swear, you’ll be all out of pearls to clutch when the subpoenas start flying.
Welcome to the Pearl Clutch Cafe! Can I get you folks started with some drinks and Donald Trump talking about how stacked his baby daughter Tiffany may grow up to be?
Entrees here at the Pearl Clutch Cafe include Malevolent McConnell, Chicken a la Ryan, and this weird-ass exchange between between a man and his adult children.
And for dessert, you’ll definitely want the Pearl Clutch Cafe’s world-famous flambé of manhandled feline.
Put those wallets away. Here at the GOP’s Pearl Clutch Cafe, all you owe is the price of your soul. Thanks for stopping by! 👋
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what in the wide world of fuck is this
just a totally normal Cabinet meeting with Trump on a Game of Thrones-style poster, nbd
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“We’re talking about a program that provides $1.40 per person, per meal on average in food assistance. This is what Trump is so eager to take away from struggling workers.”

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A lot of them definitely did. Gonna be an ice-cold reckoning.
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“Tell me what boy hasn’t done this in high school.” Fix your shit, @GOP women.

That was my first thought too, but I think I’m more concerned if they’re raising daughters.
A little thread about who some of these women are. News orgs really need to stop trotting out people like this as average voters.
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In May 2017, @grantstern and I wrote this deep dive into the roots of the #GrandOldPutinParty after I discovered a Putin propagandist embedded in the #GOP for 40 years.

Read it again. Send it to your friends. Vote against Treason. #TrumpRussia
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I'm amazed at the number of people who've never been in a situation like this who tweet about how everyone else should be a hero
There's a reason combat vets are up in arms over this: They've seen people they love, trust and respect freeze at the moment of truth. Or crack under the pressure. People who have fought know how difficult these fights are. So get outta here with this "he shoulda done" whatever.
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